Who buys this crap?

This low prices on medications are for your specially. - I don't need Viagra, Valium or Xanax right now....
You've been selected for a low rate - Sorry, I refinanced last year
Bigfoot Pill - not in need of Viagra, sorry
Dave, hit the strip in Vegas, leave the snowshoes behind - I do like Vegas
Become a Product Tester and get an iPod - I already have an iPod
Make l0vemaking more pleasurable and satisfying - Nice offer, but my name's not Larry.
Mr. Aaron has $800,444 for you and your family - That's very generous, but my house isn't worth $800,444.
Which dating site is best for you. free guide - My wife would object
Mr. Beck has $099,313 waiting for you - Mr. Aaron's offer was much better
Going hunting? Dont' forget your chest wader. - That's excellent advice
Get the Johnny Carson Collector Edition Video Set - nah
Someone wants to meet you - have them give me a call.. on second thought
2005 Cars have arrived! - yea!
OnlinePharmacy Cheap - we've been through this before
Get up to a 300 dollar credit for new players - I have some friends that like online gambling, but it's not for me.
MedsSuper - wow, these guys are persistant
Save hundreds on OEM software! - realy? the most interesting thing is that I sent this to myself!
is it funny? - what's funny is the body of this message... after the gif for prescription drugs...

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Learn Spanish for Free - I took Spanish in High School and paid for it in college and still don't know it.
Stop waxing every week. Try laser hair removal? - But I like it when the moment of truth comes... yeeeouch!
hide your plate from photo cops - hah! finally something that sounds interesting, if not highly illegal!

And the list goes on... I've received exactly 100 such messages so far today. Who the hell clicks on these links and/or buys this crap? Anyone? We should develop some software that detects when someone follows one of these links, when they do, they should be forced to use all of the crap that is being SPAMMED across the globe.