Let me help you pack...

Apparently, some Americans disappointed in Tuesday's election results have been looking into moving out of the country.

Americans flock to Canada's Immigration web site

Why not? Go up north, or to Australia, or Europe. You could take advantage of their stellar socialized health care, but of course if you get really sick, you'll need to come back. Of course if you decide to go to France, maybe you could share a room with a legendary terrorist.

You'll really enjoy the higher tax rates too. Don't forget to come back when you retire to collect your social security. While you're at it, take some of your celebrity icons with you.

Oh, and don't worry. We'll still protect you from the bad guys that would like to see you dead or oppressed, regardless of what western country you live in.

Hell, I'll even drive you to the airport.